TRUE BLOOD
“I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fuck Sookie!” -Pam
Can I just start by saying omyfuckinggod this show is the best thing on Television right now. It should come to no surprise that I'm absolutely obsessed with HBO's hit show True Blood. I only write about it like all the time. This years season finale did not disappoint. It’s Halloween in Bon Temps, or as Holly calls it Witches New Year, the day that “the veil between the living and the dead is at its thinnest. It begins with Jesus and Lafayette having breakfast together, unknown to Jesus that its not really Lafayette, Marnie has possessed his body. But it doesn’t take long for him to realize he isn’t himself but its too late. She ties him to a chair and demands him to give her his magic or she will kill Lafayette. Jesus says a quick apology to Lafayette and Marnie stabs him. Licks his blood off the knife which gives her his magic. Later on Tara discovers Jesus's body and rushes to tell Sookie and Holly that Marnie is back. It was so heart wrenching to find out Jesus was really dead, I really loved his character and I couldn't stop thinking about poor Lafayette, they were one of my favorite relationships on the show. After Sookie discovers that Marnie is back she rushes to Bill's house and finds Bill and Eric both tied up and on fire. After a quick spell by Holly the spirits of Bon Temps are awakened, including Adele Stackhouse, Sookie's grandmother who sticks her arm down Lafayette's throat and rips Marnie out of him. After a little talk with Adele and Antonia(who saves Bill and Eric from Burning) Marnie decides to leave with them to be at rest. That was my only complaint about this finale, was that the Marnie story was just over, just like that. No big fight or battle, she just walks away. You would think after a whole season of build up and them trying to stop her they would end it with something better. Anyway I can't dwell on that when the rest of the finale was just so darn fantastic. After Marnie is finally gone Sookie sits down with Bill and Eric and makes a decision on who she wants to be with( being team Bill and Eric I wasn't rooting for a certain person). It turns out she chose neither one, she decides its better to be alone. She leaves them looking sad and she goes out onto the porch and cries. It cuts to Alcide(who earlier told Sookie his feelings for her) to a construction site and him staring at a big hole in the ground with old broken silver chains next to it. Can it be our old friend Russell Edgington paying Bon Temps a visit? I think I see season 5's new villain or should I say returning Villain. It then shows Jason answering the door to a mysterious woman dressed as Red Riding hood, it turns out to be Jessica. After having sex and her telling him she doesn't want a relationship she leaves and he gets a knock on the door, thinking it was her he races to the door and opens it only to find reverend Steve Newlin on the other side and he's got some sparkly new Vampire Teeth. In the next scene it reveals Lafayette laying in bed crying over Jesus's death and blaming himself, then he turns around to see Jesus standing there telling him everything is only temporary and he's a medium so it won't be the last time he will get to see him. Then its back to newly heartbroken Bill and Eric talking to Nan who asks them to join with her to fight against The American Vampire League. They refuse her when she threatens their beloved Sookie(She should of known better) and they rip her head off. And can I just say I'm not sad to see her go. It finally ends with Sookie back at her house and Debbie rushing in and blaming her for Alcide leaving her. Shes back to her V-addict white-trash self and shes sporting a nice big shotgun. Tara seeing this jumps in front of the bullet aiming for Sookie and gets shot in the head. Sookie grabs the gun and shoots Debbie right in the face(good riddance). It ends with Sookie holding Tara in her arms screaming for help. I mean Wtf they killed off four main characters and I loved two of them! Though its not certain that Tara is dead, which Bill or Eric will surely come and save her. I mean I'm pretty sure, I hope...yeah I'm sure. So that concludes Season 4's finale of True Blood. Another great ending to a great season. I didn't write about everything that happened, this would have to be about 30 paragraphs long. I'm going to stop writing now I feel like I've been ranting and blabbing this whole post. Oh, how I already miss it though. Only nine months until it returns, no big deal right!? Oh what am I kidding I'm gonna go lay in bed and sulk!Warehouse 13
I also want to quickly talk about another season finale of a great show I watch called Warehouse 13. I had to talk about it because it was just that good! Best episode to date. Its a Syfi show about agents Myka and Pete going after supernatural artifacts and Objects that are being used for evil usually and bringing them back to the Warehouse known as Warehouse 13 where they can be safely stored. I am not describing it the best but just know its amazing and really fun to watch. But this years Finale got very serious and had some really intense emotional moments. The writing and acting were the best I've ever seen on the show. The scene when Pete found their fellow agent Jinks dead and tried to protect Claudia from it was so heartbreaking and genuine. And when she ran up the stairs and found his body, the look on her face just crushed me and it was hard to hold back the tears. Just Trust me and check out the show if you haven't seen it, you won't be disappointed. Okay I'm going to go and do what I said at the end of my first review and go sulk happily. Until next time. Bye Freaks.
